some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed